Rocko’s modern life static cling outtakes

Outtake 1
Heffer: Filburt! Grandpa possessed another lawn gnome!

(A drone flies by)

Heffer: Guys! I said “Lawn gnome” not “Large Drone”

Outtake 2
Paula: We’re awaiting test res... *Speaks gibberish* whoo!

(Paula, Filburt, and rocko laugh)

Outtake 3
(Rachel steps out of the truck, but then she trips and falls)

Producers: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Outtake 4
Rocko: Those guys will RUIN the fatheads!

(The chameleon brothers do caramelldansen)

Outtake 5
Heffer: Well, it’s not like I can see my own butt, Filburt!

(A pillow gets thrown at Heffer)

Outtake 6
Ed Bighead: I HAVE NO SON!

Director: CUT! Uh, Ed, you were supposed to say “Daughter” not “Son”

Ed: Oh, I see, thanks for the reminder!.

Outtake 7
Paula: (Reading script) “Mr bighead, my bottom bubbled?” Who wrote this? Any of you?

Outtake 8
Paula: We’re awaiting test results! *Giggles*

(Ed blows a whistle)

Director: You’re supposed to honk the horn!

Ed: Oh, right.

(Cut to outtake 8b)

Paula: We’re awaiting test results *Giggles*

(Ed blows an airhorn)

Producer: I meant the CAR horn!

Ed: Whoops...

Outtake 9
(Ed is talking to one of the workers)

Ed: I’m on a seafood diet, I see... I see seafood and I eat it! (Brief pause) Never mind.

Rachel: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Outtake 10
Filburt: Trust me, we have been laughing this hard since one of the voice actors took up rollerblading!

(Jill Talley is seen on rollerblades, she crashes off screen)

Jill Talley: I’m okay!

Outtake 11
Heffer: Grandpa, You’re already dead, remember?

Hiram Wolfe: I’ll tell you when I’m dead!!!

(Filburt laughs and spits out his drink as Hiram Wolfe speaks)

Outtake 12
Rachel: Why would I bring back the fatheads? I’m not about cartoons anymore, now I only sell fatheads freezy pops.

Rocko: *Snrrrrrk*

Rachel: What?

Rocko: Heffer’s making funny faces at the truck window!

(Rachel turns around and sees Heffer)

Rachel: Oh great.

(The Directors laugh)

Outtake 13
Bev: And that’s why I’ve... *Snrrk* (Laughs)

(Virginia And bev laugh)

Outtake 14
Rachel: I’m not Ralph anymore, I’m Rachel.

(Suddenly an orange balloon filled with green slime gets thrown at Rachel)

(Everyone laughs as the camera pans to the guy who threw the balloon, he backs away)

Outtake 15
Bev: And that’s when I... (Gibberish)

Virginia Wolfe: *Snrrrk*

(They both chuckle)

Outtake 16
(Cut to Outtake 16a)

(Rocko tries to jump on to the truck window but he misses)

(Rachel And The Directors laugh)

(Cut to Outtake 16b)

(Rocko misses again)

(Cut to Outtake 16c)

(Rocko falls on his face on the truck)

Outtake 17
(Rachel accidentally bumps into Gladys hippo)

Gladys: Grrr, HOW DAAAARE YOOOU!!!!

(Scene cuts to one side of the crowd as Gladys punches Rachel off screen, Rachel comes out with her eye bruised)

Director: Hold!

Outtake 18
(Rocko switches postcards)

Rocko: China, Egypt, Italy.

(The image of Ed is replaced with a picture of an anime girl with inappropriate content (Implying the kind of anime that’s too “Nakers” but not too much) on the exterior of the body)

Rocko: What the...

Bev: *Snrrrrk* Ha ha ha ha...

Emma (Off screen): SORRY!

Outtake 19
(Elevator opens up)

Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt: We’re baaaack!

(Rocko, Heffer, And Filburt look at Rachel who is dressed up as a sailor and she does the sailor moon pose)

Ed: Umm... You’re not supposed to dress like that...

Rachel: Whoops... *Runs off*

Outtake 20
Ed: But we’re only dealing with The FATE OF THE ENTIRE TOWN RIGHT NOW!!!

(Boom mic hits his eye)

Ed: Ow...

(Work In progress)